Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I can read

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for fakery

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Do Indian guys like African girls?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

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A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I see through liars

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

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I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

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I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I actually pay taxes

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I can count

I understand how hurricane paths work

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink